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The Official Store for the Cancer Schmancer Movement

We can't thank you enough for joining our cause to help us transform women from patients into informed medical consumers so we can prevent and detect cancer early, when it's most curable.

Please Note: Your order will arrive within 2-3 weeks, as we have all of our beautiful items custom made for the Cancer Schmancer Movement. ***We are unable to accept orders from Alaska, Hawaii, internationally, or PO BOX addresses. Orders from these locations, if placed, will be issued refunds. A flat shipping charge of $10 will apply to all orders shipped by UPS Ground. All sales are final, so choose wisely darlin'!

Please remember that all sales are final, so please choose your sizes wisely. If you have any questions or concerns, write to us at help@cancerschmancer.org or call us at 888-621-2001.
Scout Tote


Scout Mission Tote

These specially designed and rugged Scout Totes are on a mission for Cancer Schmancer -- to raise awareness & support our three-prong mission of Early Detection, Prevention, and Advocacy. Click here to purchase yours now.

Email us or call us at 703-229-1208 to place an expedited order or for assistance shipping to Alaska, Hawaii or an international location. Thank you!

O.C.D. Experience


Organize & Create Discipline

A professional organizer’s complete guide to getting—and staying—organized. As a child, Justin Klosky loved to count, analyze, and categorize everything in sight. Eventually diagnosed with OCD, he found ways to turn pain into purpose and tap the benefits of his condition. Today, he’s founded a successful firm, O.C.D. Experience, building on the principals of Organize, Create, Discipline to help high-end clients take control of their lives through time management skills, getting rid of clutter, simplifying their habits, and rethinking storage solutions.
Click here to order the book.


Orly Pretty in Pink


Go Pink for October & November with the Franicure!

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Short Sleeve T-Shirt 

Price: $15.00

I wear my Cancer Schmancer Movement tee proudly everywhere I go. You’ll look amazing in this super soft tee while helping spread the Cancer Schmancer message. So, do us both a favor and order yourself one today.

Women’s T-Shirt Sizes:

Small (S) 2

Medium (M) 4-6


Large (L) 8-10


Extra Large (XL) 12









Men’s T-Shirt Sizes:

Small (S) 35-38


Medium (M) 38-41


Large (L) 41-44


Extra Large (XL) 44-47


white hoodie 2 Pullover Hoodie (unisex)

Price: $30.00

It's a little too cold to wear your Cancer Schmancer T-shirt, as adorable as it is. So, treat yourself to this gorgeous, incredibly soft and cozy white Cancer Schmancer pullover hoodie, made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. It's a perfect gift for the holidays and winter birthdays, too! Since its unisex and comes in various sizes, it will look great on both men and women while making a powerful statement, "Stage 1 is the cure!"

Small (S)
Large (L)
Medium (M)

Extra Large (XL)


Trash Cancer DVD


Trash Cancer DVD


Donate $20 and receive our Trash Cancer DVD, hosted by Fran Drescher. Did you know that 90% of cancer is environmental and that the home is the most toxic place we spend the most time in? But it's where we have the most control. Watch our DVD and educate yourself on how to Detox Your Home!

Declaration Bracelets

Declaration Bracelet

Price: $8.00 each

What do the words “Courage,” “Survivor,” or "Wellness" mean to you? These words all speak volumes to me. That’s why I can’t do without these bracelets. Each is a 1.5" curved plate of polished nickel silver finish with a black cord.

“Survivor” Bracelet - CURRENTLY SOLD OUT


“Courage” Bracelet
“Wellness” Bracelet
Women’s Black Ribbed Tank Top

Price: $15.00

You’ve got to have one of these 100% cotton tank tops. Wear it with your favorite leggings, that's what I do. You’ll give people something to talk about, for more reasons than one.

Women's Sizes:

Small (S)
Medium (M) 4-6
Large (L) 8-10

Eco-friendly Cancer Schmancer Tote Bag

Price: $15.00, 3-Tote Pack

Say goodbye to the countless non-recyclable plastic bags you accumulate every time you’re at the grocery store! Just use your eco-friendly reusable large Cancer Schmancer tote bags for running all of your errands. These totes are 100% recyclable, reusable, and made from recycled material. They’re non-woven, polypropylene, with dual reinforced handles, a 20" carry handle, an 8" gusset, with a sturdy, durable, and spacious bottom. Dimensions: 13" x 12" x 8.”

Cancer Schmancer Tea Party DVD

Price: $15.00

Invite over the girls, bring out your tea cups, and co-host your very own Cancer Schmancer tea party with Fran! Watch as real women share their experiences with cancer, answer the questions you need to think about before your next doctor's visit, and learn how to transform from patient into medical consumer.

This witty, yet educational DVD is hosted by Fran Drescher and includes her personal story about her battle with uterine cancer. It will make you laugh, cry, and inspire you to take control of your body!

Cancer Schmancer, Softcover Edition

Price: $15.00

Donate $15 and receive Fran Drescher's #1 Bestseller Cancer Schmancer. "Laughs and inspiration...Drescher writes with unforced humor and plenty of gusto. She informs, comforts and movingly entertains." -- People magazine

(shipping not included)

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Women's Black Knit Top

Price: $18.00

Take control of your body! Slip on this chic 100% cotton three-quarters sleeve boatneck knit top any time of day or night. It’s perfect for your pilates workout, as well as for a night on the town. Gotta love a great look for a great bargain…and an even greater cause!





Large (L)
Extra Large (XL)

Flip Flops

Price: $15.00

Are you ready for the most comfortable shoe ever? I live in mine! This exclusive black rubber flip flop has “Take Control of Your Body" printed on top and has been specially designed by MatisseFootwear.com just for us!

Size 5
Size 9
Size 6
Size 11
Size 7
Size 10
Size 8
Cancer Schmancer Retail Benefits


Earn cash back on purchases of more than 300,000,000 products from more than 5,000 leading merchants. Same stores you're shopping at today, just starting today you get more for your money — cash back. Plus 50% of your purchase price goes to Cancer Schmancer.


Being Wendy by Fran Drescher


Order Fran's new book from:
Amazon, Barnes&Noble, Indiebound or Penguin


In this delightful picture book, we meet Wendy, a girl who lives in an odd town where everyone has to wear a box. These boxes are labeled with what each person does. The teacher wears a TEACHER box. The baker wears a BAKER box. Even the doctor wears a DOCTOR box! These boxes are worn for life and Wendy has to choose hers soon. How will she ever decide on just one box? She’s interested in so many things! Wendy’s moxie makes her break out of her box...And she sets the whole town on end when she does!

Karma Mantra & Cancer Schmancer Bracelet Bundle


Karma Mantra will donate 50% of each mala sold to Cancer Schmancer. Click here to order.


This wonderful Turquoise Bracelet Bundle by Karma Mantra & Cancer Schmancer brings the powerful visual appeal of Turquoise and the scent of Sandalwood with the grounding properties of Rosewood. Each bracelet is adjustable with a macrame knot, so one size will fit all! This holiday season, get a gift that your loved ones will LOVE, but also that will help heal and spread the message to TRASH CANCER! Karma Mantra will donate 50% of each Turquoise Bracelet Bundle sold to Cancer Schmancer. 

The Pure Cure - Sharyn


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The human race has invented nearly every toxin imaginable. In our food, there are chemicals that kill pests, make foods ripen faster and grow bigger, and lengthen shelf life. In our clothing, chemicals make fabrics soft, keep them from wrinkling, make them fire retardant and resistant to stains, and keep them from collecting static. In our kitchens and bathrooms, chemicals create suds, remove grease, stiffen our hair, make our skin feel smooth, stop us from perspiring, change our hair color, lengthen our lashes, and make us smell good.

Unfortunately, many of these chemicals, designed to improve and simplify our lives, cause birth defects, hyperactivity, learning disabilities, attention deficit, early puberty, and developmental problems—to name a few.

The Pure Cure takes readers to a new level of awareness regarding the dangers of the toxins in everyday products and services. Taking a thorough and comprehensive approach, the book guides readers through every room in the house and beyond, identifying problematic toxins and a course of action for eliminating them. The author also points to surprising new areas of concern, makes suggestions for healthy solutions, and provides a lists of products and companies that can offer safer alternatives.

Mary Margrill I am Blessed Pendant


When you purchase this piece M2 by Mary Margrill will donate 30% of sales proceeds to Cancer Schmancer. For more information and to order please visit www.marymargrill.com


While cancer changes our lives, reminding ourselves of our blessings can help us over come the many challenges we face. "I am blessed" ® is more than an affirmation, it acknowledges our true and divine qualities and connects us to a state of grace.

14K Gold plate on hand Cast Brass with diamond accent on 18" link chain.


Please remember that all sales are final, so please choose your sizes wisely. If you have any questions or concerns, write to us at help@cancerschmancer.org or call us at 888-621-2001.